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Friday, 18 May 2012 08:07
Never talk about feelings, if they aren’t really there Never hold my hand, if you going to break my heart Never say you are going to, if you don’t plan to start Never look in my eyes, if all you do is lie Never say hello, if you really mean goodbye...♥Submitted by: shraddha
Place: navi mumbai
Tuesday, 15 May 2012 14:14
Matt Pooch Kaisey Guzarta Hy Her Pal Terey Bina Kabhi Milney Ki Hasrat, Kabhi Dekhney Ki Tamana.Submitted by: musharaf
Place: jeddah
Monday, 14 May 2012 21:07
Destiny Depends on the strength of our Desires. If u cry at trouble,It grows Double & if u laugh at trouble, It Disappears like a Bubble:)Submitted by: vijay
Place: kakinada andhra pradesh
Tuesday, 15 May 2012 02:02
Teacher- Dog?Student- Bow Bow!Teacher- Cat?Student- Meow
Teacher- Lion?Student- Aah Aah Aah Aaah....
..Teacher: I said LION, Not 'Leone'..! :D
Submitted by: Rajesh
Place: Sanpada, Mumbai
Monday, 14 May 2012 02:13
LOVE is (positive infinity) where as HATE is (negative infinity). LOVE is (Light) where as HATE is (Darkness). LOVE is (Day) where as HATE is (night). LOVE is (right hand) where as HATE is (left hand). LOVE is (top) where as HATE is (Bottom). in short HATE is reverse of LOVE.Submitted by: shaik kareem basha
Place: kadapa
Sunday, 13 May 2012 23:24
Malinga ki Maa: "Beta...! Haircut karne chal!!" Malinga: Kyu Maa? Maa: Purane pital k Bartan dhone k liye scrubber chahiye....!!Submitted by: Vrutant Shah
Place: Ahmedabad
Monday, 14 May 2012 00:27
Wise men keep wise company and fool do keep foolish company.Submitted by: bitang smith
Place: kumba
Monday, 14 May 2012 00:33
Always keep a smiling look very early in the morning, so that the day will also smile with uSubmitted by: bitang smith
Place: kumba
Monday, 14 May 2012 01:20
Life is a web of relationships, created by god, between different souls at different places at different point of time. Soul + Body = Life Soul - Body = DeathSubmitted by: shaik kareem basha
Place: kadapa
Monday, 14 May 2012 01:44
Life + Love = Happy 1) Life - Love = sad 2) Add equations 1) and 2) 2Life = Happy + Sad Life = (1/2) Happy + (1/2) Sad The above result shows that life is the combination of 50 % happy and 50 % sad. KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHAM IN LIFE.Submitted by: shaik kareem basha
Place: kadapa
Monday, 14 May 2012 01:54
KISS indicates excess of love, which makes two souls to become one soul.Submitted by: shaik kareem basha
Place: kadapa
Monday, 14 May 2012 02:01
Love is a feeling, which can neither be created nor destroyed. But it changes from one state to another state with in life. After Marriage: Lovers Love will become Couples Love After Birth of child: Couples love will become Parents LoveSubmitted by: shaik kareem basha
Place: kadapa
Monday, 14 May 2012 02:04
Unit of length is meters. Unit of mass is grams. Unit of frequency is hertz. Unit of LOVE is KISS KISS indicates the depthness of LOVE.Submitted by: shaik kareem basha
Place: kadapa
Thursday, 10 May 2012 23:50
Banta- Sir cocroach ke lie powder loge kya?Santa- nhi hum cocroch ko itna lad pyar nhi kar sakte hai. aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega.Submitted by: Rinky Gupta
Place: Surat
Thursday, 10 May 2012 08:11
Humble request to Scientists:- Plz invent a condom for the heart B'coz people fuck d feelings really bad...!!!!!!Submitted by: manoj dhaliya
Place: anupgarh,rajasthan
Wednesday, 09 May 2012 09:15
it is not a mistake mummy give birth to you that what make happy today for adding a year to age God is kind and God is is good the lord that why i wish you Happy BirthdaySubmitted by: Mightykay
Place: Lagos
Tuesday, 08 May 2012 03:39
Dil ne socha apko sms karu Phir socha dil to pagal hai Phir khayal aaya Padnewala kunsa normal haiSubmitted by: juhi
Place: bhopal
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